dirty: ancient herbs for modern warriors
Natural Pain Relief Rooted in Chinese Medicine
You don’t have to choose between healing and harm. Dirty’s musclemud™ is a powerful, plant-based cream inspired by Traditional Chinese Medicine—crafted with herbs and resins that reduce inflammation, soothe sore muscles, and accelerate recovery without synthetic junk.
sustainable ingredients
musclemud™ is made with 100% natural, sustainably sourced herbs—no parabens, no petroleum, no synthetic dyes. Every ingredient is chosen not just for what it does, but how it’s grown. Because healing shouldn’t harm your body—or the planet.
trusted by athletes, moms & clinicians
From ultramarathoners to chiropractors to health-conscious parents, people who move and care deeply choose musclemud™. Backed by Traditional Chinese Medicine and real-world results, it’s recovery you can trust—on and off the field.
menthol-powered relief
Formulated by a licensed acupuncturist and Chinese herbalist, musclemud™ blends menthol with time-tested botanicals that ease pain, reduce inflammation, and speed up recovery. Every jar reflects deep knowledge of how the body heals—and what plants support it best.
feel better. naturally.
Whether you’re chasing a PR, wrangling little ones, or helping patients heal—musclemud™ delivers deep, fast-acting relief using time-tested herbs and clean ingredients.
Choose the formula that fits your life:

musclemud™ light
All the herbal power, with less menthol and a lighter scent—ideal for office use, shared spaces, and daytime application.


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for clinicians
- Free samples for new clinics
- Wholesale pricing
- No BS ingredients